Comments on: Flood gate http://www.oakmonster.com/2007/05/26/flood-gate/ News. Views. Random thoughts. Occasional rants. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:18:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: Olaina http://www.oakmonster.com/2007/05/26/flood-gate/#comment-10615 Olaina Mon, 28 May 2007 16:37:34 +0000 http://www.oakmonster.com/2007/05/26/flood-gate/#comment-10615 You forgot the part about how if maybe you use our seive (the regular kind, wire mesh smallish bowl that would fit over a medium size pot and a long handle) and we use your sieve we can scatter our respective parents and have yet another hoop for the FBI to jump through before they caught us. Of course, since you are apparently married to the FBI I don't think any of this is really going to work out. Besides, what will we do with the bones? Make necklaces and sell them at the swap meet? or on E-Bay???? We could be millionaires! But in all seriousness, Justin did want to make a necklace out of his big toe bone, but they wouldn't let him have it. Bio-hazard. Thank you orthopaedic surgeons of days past! I might have had a hard time making out with a guy whose toe was dangling from his neck. You forgot the part about how if maybe you use our seive (the regular kind, wire mesh smallish bowl that would fit over a medium size pot and a long handle) and we use your sieve we can scatter our respective parents and have yet another hoop for the FBI to jump through before they caught us.

Of course, since you are apparently married to the FBI I don’t think any of this is really going to work out. Besides, what will we do with the bones? Make necklaces and sell them at the swap meet? or on E-Bay???? We could be millionaires!

But in all seriousness, Justin did want to make a necklace out of his big toe bone, but they wouldn’t let him have it. Bio-hazard. Thank you orthopaedic surgeons of days past! I might have had a hard time making out with a guy whose toe was dangling from his neck.

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