I believe you have my red stapler

At the Accounting Guy’s desk. Me: Hey, here’s the paperwork. Can I borrow your stapler for a sec? Him: *Hands over this: Me: DUDE!!!!!! Him: What? Me: You own a fucking red Swingline?!?! Him: Isn’t this cool? You never see a red stapler in the store… Me: *Jaw drops to the floor* Him: …I bought it from Costco the other day for $10… Me: *jaw stills on the floor* Him: …See? It came with this mini stapler and a remover. It’s a very good deal. What? Me: Obviously, you have not seen Office Space. Him: No…? Me: *Briefly explains the...
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Secrets at the Library Bar

Party at the Library Bar last night? Fan-fucking-tastic! Here’s a proof. Oh no. You will not be seeing the rest of the pictures from last night here. Folks will be lining up to sue my ass. LOL. Much fun for all last night. Over 20 people came to send off the Big Boss. THAT was the biggest unofficial gathering I’ve ever had! Lots of beer and martinis were consumed. Even the BB got into the action, sipping a glass of 1903, his 3rd drink in 10some years! (By the way, that 1903 beer is fucking awesome.) The rest of us...
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Old camera. New trick.

012607_1259a.jpg Originally uploaded by theoakmonster. Apparently I can use this crappy piece of camera phone to take some neat pictures once in a while. Seriously. Can’t wait to get a camera that is a phone. *sigh* (So, Miss Kitty Gadget – what’s the next one I should get? I mean, 5 years after it already comes out in Thailand/Asia that is. Hehe.)...
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Pain is weakness leaving the body

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! That little motto was on a Marine Corps. t-shirt Brandon has. Fuckin’ Marines. They’re not human. (And God bless them all for that too!) Anyhoo. Apparently my bad ankle doesn’t like the concrete pavement that much. My ankle has bugged me all day and it’s insy winsy little bitty swolen. The upside is that my legs aren’t sore. So at least somebody is getting used to the new ritualistic abuse called running. Now, to my preparation for tomorrow’s festivities. The Big Boss is leaving. Did I tell you that? And tomorrow is the day we throw him...
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Here’s to your health

I have failed to mention to you guys that I have started my attempt at running again. Yep. I started a few weeks ago. At once a week rate. LOL. Pretty much I showed up at Pound 4 Pound on Monday. Tuesday I’d be incredibly sore. Wednesday I’d have all the intentions to go back but something would happen. Next thing I know it was the weekend. So, this morning I went out for my 15-20 minute walk/jog/run at the neighborhood park. All cocky about having run a whole mile on the treadmill on Monday, almost 1.5 mile when I...
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