This is my [air] rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My [air] rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my [air] rifle is useless. Without my [air] rifle I am useless [in case of the apocalypse or war against zombies]. I must fire my [air] rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my [air] rifle and myself are defenders of my country [well, my family, really]. We are the masters of our enemy [aka zombies]. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
We had Thai food. And we went shooting. I also shot a 9mm and a 380. 9 mm. = fun! 380, tiny and I thought I’d like it better but it’s so hard to shoot! I shot the ceiling a couple of times I think.
Oh, Brandon said I should go ahead and add the info about the rifle here too. So here goes.
RWS Model 34 Panther Pro Compact
Weight: 8.00 lbs. Barrel Length: 15.75″. Overall Length: 42.13″. Capacity: 1 round(s). Cocking Effort: 33 lbs. [I sooooo need to work out to be able to load this thing on my own.] Barrel: Rifled. Trigger adj.: Two-stage adjustable. Apprx. Trigger Pull: 3.30 lbs. Buttplate: Soft rubber recoil pad. Action: Break barrel. Powerplant: Spring-piston. 5mm. 1000Fps
I’m sorry to everyone who knew her before we met, as if the fact that she burps in public now she’s armed.
I have turned the princess into the redneck.
What’s worse, your friend Justin wants to drag me down with her…. 😉
Yeah next thing you know your going to be watching action movies!
Hey, Princess Redneck. I like the ring of that!
Hey Princess Redneck,
Just reading this post and realized I know way too many Marines! I totally recognize that rifle creed.
BTW, I’m going to be pimping you on my blog 🙂