My eyes are half opened but I want to post this before I go to bed.

My fantastic adventure as a humble blogger attending the Fresh & Easy store grand opening.

Highlights include meeting the CEO Tim Mason and finding out that all their execs know the Temple, and me taking a swan dive outside of the store in front of like a hundred people.

I should be proud that that was possibly the biggest crowd I’ve ever tripped and fallen in front of…

Oh wait. No.  There was always that one night of performance of the Nutcracker at the National Theater where I tripped on my unraveling ballet shoe ribbons as I landed a cartwheel and ate it on stage…