Inappropriate Friday

I am the queen of all the inappropriate comments today. Even got Brandon beat on the last one.

Inappropriateness #1

Coworker Guy walked by, saying hi to everyone.

Girl Next Cube: Wow. Someone’s in a good mood.

Me: Sure sounds like it.

Girl Next Cube: He must have gotten some.

Me: Probably did.

Girl Next Cube: [Seconds later, looking at something on the internet.] Oooooh. I want that.

Me: You want SOME?

Inappropriateness #2

Coworker Lady sneezed loudly. We couldn’t see her but we heard her loud and clear. Yesterday she showed up with a visibly swollen gland on her throat. She has been feeling ill the past few days but couldn’t get an appointment with her doctor.

Celeste: Bless you! My goodness. Are you spreading germs over there?

Coworker Lady: [Laughs as she comes around the corner] I hope not. But man, that hurts.

Me: Go easy on that sneezing. You don’t want to burst your gland.

Inappropriateness #3

Brandon and I checked out a local pho (Vietnamese noodle soup) joint instead of trekking out to his favorite place in Santa Ana/Garden Grove. As we were waiting for our food, I noticed the music. It was “Flight of the Valkyrie”.

Me: What the…? Is this on the radio?

Brandon: I was about to say the same thing.

Me: Huh. You know it’s kind of fucked up to hear “Flight of the Valkyrie” in a Vietnamese restaurant.

Brandon: Ah…I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Me: It smells like pho?

Good night, y’all! 🙂


  1. gnarlykitty   •  

    Ah my everyday conversation. I always say the wrong things at the wrong time, no matter what day it is 🙂

  2. KorBua   •  

    hahaha… kitz is right… she always tries to gossip about someone a meter away… yeah! 😛 hahaha i do that too. sometimes i kinda regret what i say at the end, but well… 😛 at least they have a good laugh. 🙂

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