At the Accounting Guy’s desk.
Me: Hey, here’s the paperwork. Can I borrow your stapler for a sec?
Him: *Hands over this:
Me: You own a fucking red Swingline?!?!
Him: Isn’t this cool? You never see a red stapler in the store…
Me: *Jaw drops to the floor*
Him: …I bought it from Costco the other day for $10…
Me: *jaw stills on the floor*
Him: …See? It came with this mini stapler and a remover. It’s a very good deal. What?
Me: Obviously, you have not seen Office Space.
Me: *Briefly explains the significance of the red stapler* You see, it’s $22 at ThinkGeek and $36 at Swingline website.
Him: Oh, it’s a collectible? Wow. I should have bought a few more.
Me: Dude. If you get there this weekend, get me one? Please?