The best text message ever.

Nicky: “May is going to the Olympics!”

My “cousin” May is going to the Olympics!

MAY IS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS!!!!!! 

Oh my god.  OMFG!  OMFGBBQHOLYCRAPJESUSMARYANDVISHNU!!!!!

I am sure the entire family is going with her.  May has been working hard for this.  Hell, the entire team has been working hard for this for YEARS.

And Uncle Don, the guy who made it all possible for the U.S. to have a badminton team, he is just THE MAN of the hour.

This is just way fuckin’ awesome!!