Talk Like a Pirate Day is tomorrow, y’all.
And I’m throwing a bridal shower in the office instead of the pirate party.Â (Hey, the bride happened to pick that date…and she couldn’t (or wouldn’t?) change the date!)
Obviously,Â Captain Bubbles, the Jolly Pirate of the South China Sea, will be presiding the bridal tea luncheon.
Oy, lassie! Yer wanna another cuppa?