I believe you have my red stapler

At the Accounting Guy’s desk. Me: Hey, here’s the paperwork. Can I borrow your stapler for a sec? Him: *Hands over this: Me: DUDE!!!!!! Him: What? Me: You own a fucking red Swingline?!?! Him: Isn’t this cool? You never see a red stapler in the store… Me: *Jaw drops to the floor* Him: …I bought it from Costco the other day for $10… Me: *jaw stills on the floor* Him: …See? It came with this mini stapler and a remover. It’s a very good deal. What? Me: Obviously, you have not seen Office Space. Him: No…? Me: *Briefly explains the...
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More WoW for your buck

Sexy enough for you, baby? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePx57vkg5zI] This classic video here is from Dark Age of Camelot. Simply a c-las-sic! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEwPK-MuJo0]...
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Intermittenly…

…I posted. A writer’s block? Maybe. More like uninspired? Oh I don’t know. I’m sort of in a weird funk right now. I’m tired as heck, but the moment my head hits the pillow, my mind races. (Pond, you KNOW what I’m talking about!) So I decided to stay up and geek out until I’m really tired then I would go to bed. The flaw in that plan is that Brandon is asleep long before I got to bed. And there I am, tossing about for another good 10 minutes, hoping I didn’t wake him up. I’d fall asleep, say,...
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REALLY white and nerdy

One must wonder truly how white and nerdy this kid is. I mean, I was going to post something important and maybe even meaningful. But seriously, how can you top this. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm5btJC6u7o] (Non-geek reference: this video features a blood elf character from World of Warcraft.  There are many races of characters in this game and everyone has different sets of dance moves. i.e. the orcs do “Hammertime”, dark elf ladies have the stripper moves.)...
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Oh, look! Video!

Okay. Jakey-boy. You’re fucking awesome! P.S. It took me almost an hour to figure out how to embed a video onto here–surely we ain’t in Blogger any more!–so you’d better appreciate the goddamn video.  😉 [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBj6qaiAV_8]...
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