Shave THAT Barkley!

OakMonster.com - Matt Barkley - USC QB Facial Hair Curse

Dear Matt, Oh Matt. Matty Matt, Matt. What’s with the ‘stache, bro? WHAT’S. WITH. THE. ‘STACHE?!?! When are people going to take this USC Quarterback Facial Hair Curse seriously? It has been consistent almost every year!  Sanchez. Booty. Leinart. Palmer. “What is WRONG with the team today?!?” “Wait. Was that…? Is that…?? Oh my GOD, it’s the fucking mustache!!!!” “Nooooooooo!” With at least once per quarterback, this happened. Gridiron Goddess Amy and I have the same discussion every single year when USC football team crashed and burned when they shouldn’t have.  It’s been YEARS of this and nobody ever paid...
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