Five for Friday: Vanity Sizing, Caro Emerald, and White Screen of Death

Five for Friday is a weekly series about the five new things I learned each week. It could be anything from a new recipe, new skills, or a new life lesson.

Caro Emerald

I heard her on XM. Now I can’t get enough. This song, especially, does NOT get old for me.

Vanity Sizing Reality Check

I haven’t really paid much attention to “vanity sizing“.  Sure, I know that a size M dress at Forever 21 is a tad loose but a pair of size zero petite pants at Ann Taylor Loft will fit like a dream. But I don’t really shop a lot these days so it doesn’t really affect until I went along on a luxury shopping spree man with my grade-school friend Natalie who is vacationing from Thailand earlier this week.

Hanging with Miss Marilyn Monroe

As you can see, Natalie–Lee, as we call her–and I are about the same height. She doesn’t have the Thailand’s J-Lo butt that I do though. LOL  If you think I’m petite, Lee must looks like a golf pencil to you.  Anyways. Here we were in H&M, she grabbed a size 4 dress off the rack.

“Lee, that is going to be too big for you,” I said.

“Have you BEEN to H&M, dude? I wouldn’t be able to fit into anything smaller than a 4 in here.”

As a former shopper of Forever 21, I should know that. I thought that things are a little different at H&M. Nope.

That size 4 dress was tight on her and I can’t even zip the damn thing up. My ass. J-Lo. I told you.

Many clothing stores later, we found ourselves in Diane von Furstenberg.  The shop girl offered to grab us some “champagne” and just about all of the size zeros in the store for Lee to try on.

Zero.

We are back to being petite little Asian flowers again as the price tag for a dress goes from $25 to nearly $400.  Oh, and of course, Lee fit beautifully into everything. That bitch… 😉

So, in this sense, fashion industry’s vanity sizing really is like junk food. The cheaper the stuff, the fatter you get.

Hexaflexagons

My mind is blown. And I’m surprised with all the origami I’ve learned growing up, this wasn’t one of the things we played with.

White Screen of Death

I’m about to talk web development nerd stuff. If that’s not your cup of tea, please move on to the next item. 🙂

You know how computer people have “Blue Screen of Death”, when the screen goes blue and you know your computer is pretty screwed?  There’s a version of that for WordPress developers too…as I found out for the first time a few days ago.

Apparently, I have been quite lucky and/or smart enough to have avoided the the White Screen of Death this whole time. I usually get some kind of error message but never a blank screen. My plug-ins and themes have never really given me problems and I don’t dare going around playing with PHP functions.  But after I completed a project for a client and about to look at my baby one more time before I turn in for the night, it happened.

The website that was running a minute ago was now all white. Log-in page. Update page. Everything. White. Across Firefox, Chrome, and IE. Blank pages everywhere.

Long story short, I did all kinds of troubleshooting and it was quite clear that it couldn’t have been me as nothing was changed between when it was working and when it went blank.  The site was working just fine when the web hosting’s tech support people checked on it, and it was fine to me in the morning. But later on in the afternoon, the site disappeared again. Not only that, a friend could see it on Safari, and Brandon could see it only on IE at work on one machine and on Chrome on the other. WHAT?!?

I hit up the web host support again now with the new found symptoms. They found the problem.

It wasn’t me. It wasn’t them. There were two DNS A records existing for the domain. The site was supposed to point to a different hosting service before we added this one. It seemed my client’s tech guy did not delete the previous service. That’s why sometimes we can see it and sometimes we can’t–totally random.

Just another day in developer’s paradise. You learn something new all the time.

Gangnam Style: Bossa Nova

I really dig this version of the song, Who knew, right?  These kids are talented AND adorable!

Five for Friday: First 5K, First Battleship, and Proper Gangnam Style

Five for Friday is a weekly series about the five new things I learned each week. It could be anything from a new recipe, new skills, or a new life lesson.

Race On the Base: My First 5K

I’m doing it, folks. I’m going to run the 5K at Race on the Base in February 2013.  This will be my first 5K race ever. First race I signed up for since, I don’t know, 6th grade when I raced around a 400 meter track at Royal Bangkok Sports Club.

Race on the Base is famous for their reverse triathlon race but they offer everything for kids to wheelchairs.  I’m on Week 4 of Couch to 5K now so I should be ready in 4-ish months. Right? RIGHT?

When I got off the couch to run, I didn’t think I’d enter a race. Actually, running a race is the furthest thing from my mind. My cousin Nicky did the triathlon last year. His sister May, aside from being an Olympian (Beijing, U.S. Badminton), has entered a few races herself.  My friend Amanda has done this race and would’ve done it again if she wasn’t going to be busy giving birth in February. LOL  But really, I wasn’t going to join any race.

Then I watched Amy ran the Disney Half Marathon less than a month ago.  She too went from couch all the way to a half marathon. Overall, Amy is the real comeback kid.  And that inspires me to sign up for this race.

I’m talking Olaina into running it with me, even with Ella in the stroller.  My friend Vanessa might join me as a part of her training for an 8K she will do in March. Who knows, I might get others to run with me altogether!

Anybody else going to do it? Or are you running any other race this/next year? Let me know.

USS Iowa: the Biggest Playground for a 2 Year-old…

My friend J.C. and her son Zachary came to visit for a few days from El Paso, Texas.  We had a lovely breakfast and not much else planned. Then I thought we could go to visit the USS Iowa, now parked in the Port of Los Angeles as a museum.  J.C.’s family also has ties with the military and Zachary’s admission is free.  Of course, J.C. and I didn’t expect to get the tour and the lectures from all of the docents and volunteers as we were mostly making sure Zachary didn’t run under the ropes and into the restricted areas.

OakMonster.com - Zachary on the USS Iowa

Zachary was definitely interested in conquering all the stairs on the ship. Even the ones he wasn’t supposed to go on.  He wasn’t as impressed with the presidential bathtub (which had to be installed for Franklin D. Roosevelt because he couldn’t use the shower) as J.C. and I were, or wanted to play with the knobs and dials on the bridge, or checked out the turrets and missiles like we did.

He’s two. And we’re into our late 30s. And we wanted to play ship captains. Go figure.

OakMonster.com - Battleship on Battleship
*giggle*

Yellow lines and dots on the missile deck, meant to make sure people don’t trip on them, were made for a very exciting game of “lava” for Zachary and I.  At some point, all three of us were inching side way on the yellow line along the length of the deck.  The ABLs (Armored Box Launchers) for the Tomahawk cruise missiles were also fun to play peek-a-boo around.  Yep. The missile deck. Best play area, ever.

J.C. and I concluded that when Zachary and his older brother Joshua are a little older, they’d all probably enjoy this a lot more.

Other than being a giant iron playground, the USS Iowa was amazing. I’m still impressed by the size of the ship and how much history she holds. And we didn’t even get to see all of the interior!  At $18 admission, I felt a little jibbed that I didn’t get to see the actual bunkers or the engine room.  They are still working on those to be ready to show next year.

The gift shop itself was almost worth the trip.  If you need a gift for your Navy or Marine family members, this is the place. I got a shirt for Brandon that says, “Some people wonder all their lives if they’ve made a difference. The Marines don’t have that problem. – President Ronald Reagan.”

…And Also Sort of Battle Ready

I noticed the lack of accessibility on the ship. With all the older folks coming to visit this piece of history, I was surprised that there didn’t seem to be any elevator access for wheelchairs. And all those stairs and shin busters!  The USS Iowa website explained that they are installing elevators for improved access, however, “the ship must remain intact in case of a national crisis and no armor can be cut, therefore inaccessible spaces for less-able persons will be able to be viewed from the theater as a “Virtual Tour”.”

So, in case of a crisis, they’re going to tug this ship into a yard, refit her as fast as they can and send her off to war. Just like that.

I know this is real but it sounds just like a movie plot.

Wait a minute…

Sugar-free Black Cherry Jell-o Doesn’t Like Vodka

Amy always brings some jello shots to the tailgate.  Now that she’s doing the paleo diet, she made hers sugar-free.  The black cherry part made me want to try some.

And as you can see…

OakMonster.com - sugar-free black cherry jello is gross...

…it was gross. The sugar-free doesn’t seem to like the alcohol Amy had added.  The consistency was wrong. The taste was wrong. All of it was wrong.

On that note, however, if you need something blood-like for Halloween, this is your ticket.

Gangnam Style: the Right Way

Sure, I knew the basics but I haven’t learned the proper sequence of it yet. So here I learned from this mirrored video of PSY’s dance rehearsal.

That’s right. Mirror. So you mirror what he is doing instead of the other way.

Start this shit with your RIGHT, people. Don’t make me smack you with my “lasso”.