Messed Up

I left the house with super itchy, sneezy nose.
So I took an Alevert.

Super itchy, sneezy nose instead turned into a super stuffy nose.
So I took a 24-hour Sudafed with 240 mg time releasing pseudoephedrinewhateveritis.

Super stuffy nose instead turned into a jabbingly painful, massivly annoying muscle spasm on the right side where my back meets my butt.
So I further self medicated with chocolate chip cookie.

Achoo! *Sniffle* Ow. Wooooooooooh (suger + Sudafed. A speedy high unlike others!)

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