I left the house with super itchy, sneezy nose. So I took an Alevert. Super itchy, sneezy nose instead turned into a super stuffy nose. So I took a 24-hour Sudafed with 240 mg time releasing pseudoephedrinewhateveritis. Super stuffy nose instead turned into a jabbingly painful, massivly annoying muscle spasm on the right side where my back meets my butt. So I further self medicated with chocolate chip cookie. Achoo! *Sniffle* Ow. Wooooooooooh (suger + Sudafed. A speedy high unlike others!)...
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