Brandon and his coworkers were talking about firearms and going shooting at the range. 9mm this and shot gun that. Then suddenly, Abu*, an India native, spoke.
Abu: I blew a goat.[Pause]
Brandon: What did you say, Abu?
Abu: I blew a goat. When I was a boy.
Brandon and Tim*: Uh…
Abu: You know? A goat. I blew it. I put rifle between trees. And bang bang. I blew goat.
Brandon: Oh. OH! Abu, you meant that you blew a goat AWAY.
Abu: It’s what I said.
Tim: No, you said you blew a goat.
Abu: It’s what I said. I blew a goat. With rifle.
Brandon: No, Abu. You blew a goat AWAY mean you shot at it with a rifle. Bang bang. Dead goat.
Tim: You blew a goat means you, you know…[insert gesture here] a goat.[Pause.]
Abu: Fuck you guys.
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Well, mainly Abu. Because obviously Brandon and “Tim” aren’t that innocent. Heh.