Me: You know, I’m so tired of explaining to Americans about the coup.
Dad: They’re just jealous.
Me: What? Why?
Dad: When Thais are desperate for a change in the government, we resort to the coup. When Americans are desperate for a change in their presidency, and since they can’t have a coup, they just kill him off.
Dad: Look at what they did to JFK! And Lincoln. And almost did it to Reagan too. *Chuckles*
Me: *Sigh* Okay I’m hanging up now.