For 14 years you have never let me down. But I guess 14 years is a long time. I was only a few days ago when we got together last. This morning, as I stood in front of my vanity, I held you in my hands as you took your last breath.
RIP my faithful hairdryer. You have served me well.
P.S. Who knew that a well positioned space heater works fantastically in drying you hair!