Hump day’s blue. Brightened by the thought of Lauren joining us at AIDS Walk and the bustling Downtown Farmer’s Market downstairs. Hmmm…bacon wrapped hotdog topped with grilled onion and pineapple. Yes. I said pineapple. It sounds weird, but when they put all that together, it’s just divine. Started the day off with freshly made corn tortillas our SVP brought in along with butter and cheese. Another simple pleasure in life. A cup of good tea. And quiet morning. It’s going to be a good day. Oh yeah. OFFICE SPACE on big screen tonight! This is going to be FUN!...
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We ARE now officially an AIDS Walk Team with the addition of my friend Michael to the team roster. Woohoo! The rest of you, either cough up the dough or join the walk already! This is sure to be a GREAT party!...
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I have just finished catching up with a blog of my online friend who shall remain anonymous for now. He’s in a dilemma: he thinks he’s gay, but he’s going straight to live “normal life”, away from the “deviant way”. First he was depressed that he didn’t know if he’s gay or straight. Then he was so happy to come out of the closet. Soon after, his parents and a monk he knows intervened. He made up his mind to correct his way. He was happy to be straight. In his latest entry, he’s once again in deep depression…being straight...
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You dreamed that you make out with Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks) in a bar. What can I say. I’m a sucker for brown haired, blue eyed, boyishly handsome men. 🙂 To add to the bizarreness of the dream, it took place at my old school, Mater Dei. Everything looked the same but larger as if to accommodate my current size. (You know how when you go back to school, and the room that seemed so huge when you were a kid suddenly wasn’t so big?) And it was a college instead of a K-12 school. The bar where I macked...
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Some of the last 25 search words that landed people here at the OakMonster’s Den. I see an alarming trend… “burping fetish” (Google) burping webcam (Google) Okay. I can see a potential money maker for me right there. burp on command lessons dad son manly (Google) Too bad Rude Cactus had a baby girl. Oh wait. Chris Long can teach Jackson that stuff! And this one is my favorite. trojan-hater cheerleader (Yahoo) WTF????...
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My boss came by to ask if I had a band-aid. A nasty paper cut on this thumb. A sign that his executive assistance went home early. “Indeed”, I said. “But you’re not going to use it.” “Why not?” “Because it’s this.” His expression is of a full smile, suppressing a chuckle. “Can I at least pick which one?” He went with the one of Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet dancing in circle. “Thanks, Oakley. You know, I’ve always been a Pooh fan. Woozle. Heffalump…” “You know, there is a Heffalump movie.” “There is?” “Yeah. In fact. I have a Heffalump...
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