Some of the last 25 search words that landed people here at the OakMonster’s Den. I see an alarming trend… “burping fetish” (Google) burping webcam (Google) Okay. I can see a potential money maker for me right there. burp on command lessons dad son manly (Google) Too bad Rude Cactus had a baby girl. Oh wait. Chris Long can teach Jackson that stuff! And this one is my favorite. trojan-hater cheerleader (Yahoo) WTF????...
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My boss came by to ask if I had a band-aid. A nasty paper cut on this thumb. A sign that his executive assistance went home early. “Indeed”, I said. “But you’re not going to use it.” “Why not?” “Because it’s this.” His expression is of a full smile, suppressing a chuckle. “Can I at least pick which one?” He went with the one of Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet dancing in circle. “Thanks, Oakley. You know, I’ve always been a Pooh fan. Woozle. Heffalump…” “You know, there is a Heffalump movie.” “There is?” “Yeah. In fact. I have a Heffalump...
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Yep. I’m looking into taking classes. Again. Our friend Joe has just finished a Web Design certificate program at Fullerton College. It’s ALL online courses with the first orientation on campus. I’ve scoped it out. 12-15 units. $26 per. All classes can be taken online with the first class being a face-to-face orientation. The program is set up with a few classes in each section and you have to choose 2-3 units per one of those. So, my question to my geek readers out there: XML or JavaScript? I can only walk down one path. Which way should I go,...
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Watch out AIDS Walk LA – The Lesser Weevils (Team #5502) are coming! Want to join us or be kept in the Loop of Weevils? Please email me at lesserweevils[at]borenconsulting.com or visit the team blog and click on “BECOME A WEEVIL”. Or as simple as clicking on “DONATE NOW!” Join us at the walk. Or pay us to walk for you. Either way. And oh yes, I feel the Forbidden Cookies fundraiser coming…...
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Chris Long is on the front fuckin’ page of OC Register! You go bad ass bald mofo! I’m pasting your face all over my cubicle. Oh yeah, and last installment of EASY WAY is out. Buy it....
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AIDS Walk Los Angeles is coming. October 16. I’ve walked the AWLA a few times before. Both times I did it with USC group. Once as a grad student, and once as an alumni because my friend Cheech was the team leader. He was working at USC at the time. My last walk in 2002, I sold my famous cookies to raise funds and made like a bandit. Financially speaking, the cookies probably cost more to make, but that was my donation to the cause. After Cheech left USC, I haven’t gone back to walk again because it felt awkward...
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