Who here knows where I could get good chili in the vicinity of Long Beach? Like “in a bread bowl made with hunks of meat” kind of chili, not the “goo-like goodness on your burger” chili. Okay, even Lakewood, Los Alamitos, or Seal Beach? Huntington Beach? South bay? Help? In the meantime, at the suggestion of ‘Mazing Amy, I’m going over to Vons to get one of their Signature Soups. Wait a sec…THEY HAVE STOMPIN’ STEAKHOUSE CHILI!!!!!! Thank you Buddha, Jesus, and Vishnu! Woot! *UPDATE* Damn good chili. Perhaps my search for chili in the area may have ended there...
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I’m pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro stem cell research, pre free speech, and believe in seperation of state and religion. But if I could vote, I would’ve voted for Bush. Because I do so believe the US wouldn’t get our @ss kicked if Bush is in office. That Kerry guy, I don’t trust him to keep me save....
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I have been at my current work for 2 full years and a week now. One more person takes a stroll out of the office on Thursday evening. I believe it’s time I update the Revolving Door Report. The latest departure marks the 16th person to have left my company since late October 2002. Presenting to you here in reverse chronological order. October: Boss’ executive assistant/office manager/billing clerk/editor. Lasted about 6 months. Quit. September: The new office manager lasted 8 days. August: My Manager/Project Manager. Quit. Late July: Boss’ Executive Assistant/Billing Clerk, a week before the Manager. Quit. Mid July:...
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In case you missed the post about them fangs....
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In our circle of friends and family, we all know Brandon is the anti-Christ. Like you can’t tell already from the previous entry. Here goes another brilliant religious point to ponder. In my sect of Buddhism, the Theravada, only men can achieve nirvana because only men could become monks. “So yeah, that’s why I’m a non-practicing Buddhist. I don’t think it’s fair that I can’t achieve nirvana because I don’t have a penis,” I said. “Feh! You can buy one nowaday,” Brandon proclaimed. “Now when you get to the afterlife and they tell you can’t enter the higher level of...
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A heated conversation at Brandon’s work fueled by one of the right-leaning Christian guy ended abruptly after Brandon brought up this point to ponder. Millions of people have died in the name of God. The Crusade. The Spanish taking over the Americas, killing the natives along the way. The witch hunt. The Nazis against the Jews. Etc. But no one ever dies in the name of Satan. Hmmm…...
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