Matt of Nip/Tuck is probably the most fucked up teenager on television today. So here’s the list of why Matt’s life sucks. 1. You found out your dad isn’t your dad, but his best friend is. 2. Your real dad is the one who took you to a strip joint and tried to get you laid with a professional. (But you didn’t know you’re father and son then.) 3. Your first girlfriend wouldn’t do it with you because you’re not circumcised. 4. So you tried to circumcise yourself, bled out, fainted, and your dads have to fix your penis. 5....
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That’s my daddy on the left. My dad is one of the people behind the Tsuami Memorial Design Competition, as covered here on Yahoo! News. Poor dad has been shuttling all over the south and running all over Bangkok to pull this off, on top of his regular job and projects. Go, daddy!...
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Overheard a few cubicles down: “Oh…today is going to be a bad day.” “Why? What’s wrong?” “Oh it’s just going to be one of those horrible, horrible day, Bob. I know it. I can feel it.” “Well, let’s look on the bright side. You don’t live in New Orleans, and you’re not starving in Congo or in the WWII concentration camp.” …A long pause…...
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See it. It’s awesome. Then rent the series. Then you’ll get all the little jokes and what not. LOVE THE MOVIE, by the way. Then again, I’m one of the late convert. When it was first on TV, like a lot of people, I didn’t get it. Aurora turned us onto the show once the DVD came out and we’re hooked. Now, for those who wants to read my reaction to the movie, I’ll spout off right here. But will leave spoiler in the brackets so you can highlight that at your own risk. [ WHY WASH!?!?!?!?!?!? Goddamn it. You...
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The Trojans escaped and schooled Arizona State. I called SG Amy up real quick and we were screaming at each other. Pretty much this close of a game, we might as well have 911 pre-dialed just in case we had a heart attack. Whatever the hell Pete Carroll say at the locker room during half time ALWAYS work. Holy shit…...
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Rachael tagged me on MySpace. Might as well post this here too. Anyone who’s reading this, YOU are tagged! A – Age of your first meaningful kiss: 20. Yep. Late bloomer over here. B – Band you are listening to right now: No band really, but Jason Mraz. Been obsessing since I dreamed about him last week. LOL. C – Crush: Does Brad Pitt count? D – Dad’s name: Jed. E – Easiest person to talk to: Brandon. Cheech. And my Snoopy. F – Favorite ice cream: Ben & Jerrry’s NY Fudge Chunk. And the evil Crunch-covered Bryer’s Dibs. G...
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