OakMonster rules the world III

I was on KROQ this morning talking about the “Fat Clause” in my marriage. The topic of KROQ was that if the wife is supposed to stay beautiful and not let herself get fat but the husband, the breadwinner, can do whatever he wants. So I gave them a call. Brandon and I had verbal agreement since before we got married that if either one of us became exceedingly fat, that is a ground for divorce. That’s how we’re going to keep each other in check. So far, although, as I said on the radio, my butt has gotten jigglier,...
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Geeks Rule

WOOT! Even though they dorklily spelled it whoot, a gamer geek term actually made it to the top 10 words NOT in a dictionary list IRL. (That’s “In Real Life”.) Just in time for E3, eh?...
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So Close and Yet…

It pains me to have to drive past the LA Convention Center all week this week while G3 is going on inside. I had to pass up the opportunities because of my deadlines. Plus I’m still on 30-day probational period. So the day I don’t work, I don’t get paid. BUT G3 IS HAPPENING RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE, AND I JUST CAN’T FRELLING BE THERE!!! Life is so unfair sometimes. 🙁...
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TGIF the 13th!!

Ah. A great day to be at home. I’ve been putting in extra hours when I get home from work to finish our newsletter all week, banking up enough hours to have the day off. Here lies the dilemma. The newsletter that I’ve been working on for the past 2 months was done on MS Publisher because we had no other programs that could do the job at the time. As of the beginning of the month, I got a new computer with Quark on it, a high end layout program that I will be sent to learn to use...
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Vader? That you?

It’s 10:30 a.m. in Downtown Los Angeles. I am hearing something that sounds like a light saber fight. Wwaaaahhww. Wwaaaahhww. The frickin’ chainsaw downstairs. They’re trimming the trees. All these Star Wars promos are getting into my head a little too much....
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