Snarky be thy middle name

#1 Cheech, my gay boyfriend, is in town from Oregon for a few days. He brought with him his new “boy toy”. And man, is he not joking about the “boy” part! I told him, after all these times of Cheech having a daddy, it’s about time he’s someone else’s daddy. Oh, and the boy’s name is Justin. Well, before your proceed, you have to know a bit of the back story here. At my wedding, Cheech was quite taken by Brandon’s best friend, soon to be a doctor, former Marine amputee, Olaina’s then boyfriend now husband Justin. Cheech nicknamed...
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Hidden Cost of Asian Hair Maintainance

This is an announcement from Brandon. So you’re settling in with the relationship with your Asian girl whose long flowing hair you adore. Be warned that with the sexy hair comes a demon that will haunt you for the rest of your days with your Asian woman. Behold, the Cousin Itt of the Carpet. (This specimen here came out of our Dyson vacuum cleaner.) Another one usually resides in the shower drain. 041507_1252a.jpg Originally uploaded by theoakmonster. (And yeah, I double-posted this on Thai-Blogs too. Slightly different version though.)...
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Happy New Year!

It’s Songkran, y’all. Thai new year, marking the “entrance of the sun” and of course the beginning of a countrywide water fight. Bust out your Super Soakers, suckers!!! Oh, and buy some shirts while you’re at it. 🙂 Why do we splash each other? Well, let’s see…because in April is HOTTER THAN HELL in Thailand? How else would you cool down? ;-D My theory on how the little clensing ritual turns into an aqua war is this: It probably started with the fact that we rid ourselves of bad mojo with water. In the morning, you go to you parents...
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