Motherf**king Bono

Had to steal ‘Mazing Amy’s nickname for this rock star, humanitarian, cool ass motherfucker, my hero, for the title of the post. Motherfucking Bono is now a knight. Extremely appropriate. Irish rock star and global humanitarian Bono became a knight of the British empire Thursday — just don’t call him `sir.’ “You have permission to call me anything you want — except sir, all right? Lord of lords, your demigodness, that’ll do,” said Bono. I HEART Bono.  I really really do!...
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2 Seconds of Fame

032807_1315a.jpg Originally uploaded by theoakmonster. …This is the face that may or may not be hawking the KTLA Trafficast in a man-on-the-street promo coming out in a couple of weeks… *sigh* I’m going to be made fun of all over YouTube. I know it… ETA: No, no.  I’m not doing commercial for Kettle Chips.  LOL.  Look at the bag, dawgs.  It says, “SPICY THAI”!  :)  Hehehee…...
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Bits and pieces

As I talked to many people about my mom yesterday, one clear theme emerged. I want to track down the original surgeon who waved off chemo because “I got it all” and punch him in the face. One punch. That’s it. And a lot of screaming obscenities. In English. Sorry, Buddha. I know I’m not to embrace violence. But one punch instead of unleashing my martial arts on his ass IS already a practice of self-restraint. Anger is the only thing I have to hold on to right now. Otherwise, I don’t think I could’ve gotten out of bed without...
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Anger Management

Tomorrow I am going to kick the living shit out of the sandbag at Shane’s gym. I. Am. Angry. As mentioned before, I still have not gotten over the fact that Thai surgeons could be such pricks. “Oh, I got all the cancer in her lung. She doesn’t need chemo.” and “I’m older and therefore I’m right. Don’t argue with me on this. She doesn’t need chemo.” Fuck you. Who in the fucking right mind wouldn’t follow up a cancer surgery with a chemo or radiation? And you call yourself top doctors in the goddamn kingdom? FUCK. YOU. It’s not...
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Ugly Americans

Nahhhh…. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE] Stupid is more like it. Sure this is exaggerated.  I’m sure they’d run into normal, smart people on the streets.  You can probably do the same thing anywhere in the world and cut together the only stupid clips to make one of these about any country in the world. But face it.  The WORLD thinks Americans are this stupid.  Just as the Ugly Americans image–the boisterous, arrogant, and ignorant rude jackass tourists–is floating out there, the Dumbass Americans image is too. I mean, that is also my impression of Americans when I got here the first few years…that...
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Moo me!

You all know I’ve been obsessing over my Moo cards. Now, I’ve taken on a new hobby of Moo Swapping.Pretty much you trade your Moo cards with others around the world. You list your Moos. They pick one. You trade addresses. You send them one. They send you one. Fun! You can pick from any groups from anywhere. I went with Moo Me!. So far, I’ve sent to England, Scotland, and soon Netherlands. I’m going to start a wall full of international Moos in my office. I’m telling you. FUN! You want my Moo? Click on the picture here and...
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